Does anyone know a Harold camping joke?

Yes, I went camping with Harold Camping back in 1983. At the age of 89, Harold Camping has out lived all of the Madeline O'Hare Generation of Atheists. Madeline was murdered by her younger Atheist boyfriend who Whacked her Atheist e at her Texas Democrat Atheist Headquarters. Her remains were found years later on a remote Pig Ranch in South Texas. Not a very Kosher End to an Atheist Bimbo. This was one of my favorite Harold Camping Jokes, until in 1997, I discovered that the Story was True...Believe It Or NOT !