Why are old ladies so mean? Why can't I punch them in the face?

Thanks for spitting on me at the Norfolk airport in Virginia. I spent 5 months at New Almuthana Iraqi Air Base just west of Baghdad and was looking forward to coming home. I went 2 days without sleeping and was really excited to be back in the states. I got to the airport and some bum offered to carry my bags. He moved them about 20' and gave up. He whined like a little ***** because I only gave him $5 for the little work that he almost accomplished. I had a 4 hour layover that turned into 8 hours thanks to Air Force 1. I had to spend the day in the terminal... So I went to eat at some steak restaurant. When I walked up to the wait to be seated sign this old hag called me a baby killer. I just ignored her and was seated. I ordered my meal, the biggest steak they had. While I was sitting there that old hag kept staring at me and giving me mean looks. Finally she finished her meal and was about to go when she started walking towards me and told me that I should be ashamed of myself then spit on me and left....... Thanks allot!